Straight Laced content being worst team of all time

As the Horsemen continue to bring their points per game average down, Straight Laced continues to bring everyone's points against average down. A less than impressive effort from the Horsemen was all that was necessary to pull out the victory, putting up only 91 points and reducing the PPG on the season down to 94 from ... More

Horsemen looking to Straight Laced as ‘Get Right’ game

The Horsemen had every opportunity to win this weekend, but once again overtinkering led to a disappointing showing. Thursday's initial lineup saw Antonio Brown over Cameron Meredith, Jameis Winston over Blake Bortles, and Coby Fleener over Tyler Eifert. The total effect of these late changes? 26 points. 3rd and ... More

Horsemen avoid embarrassment, roll on through gutter tour

You wouldn't think it from the finale score, but things were looking pretty grim early in the afternoon on Sunday for our champions. Drew Brees was doing Drew Brees things and crushing the Carolina Panthers while Ben Roethlisberger was doing Ben Roethlisberger things and being completely terrible in an away game against a ... More

Horsemen trample Aces; begin ride through the gutter

In the first of what looks to be a five game run of teams with only one win on the season the Horsemen, led by another top 5 all time performance by Ben Roethlisberger, ran over the hapless Drunken Aces 95-70. It wasn't that the Horsemen performed particularly well... Lamar, 2. Julio, 2. Edelman, 3. It's just that the ... More

Horsemen surge, take control of Inner Loop

That's more like it. In his 44th start, Julio Jones made amends for his poor week 3 performance that led to an embarrassing loss. He set an Electric Horsemen record for points scored by a wide receiver in a single game with 36 and leapt over Matt Ryan in all-time scoring to 2nd place with 562 career points to Ryan's ... More

Murphy’s Law Undoes Easy Win

What could go wrong did go wrong for the defending champions this week. Every decision made by management in week 3 was the wrong decision. While facing another lackluster opponent (who is somehow undefeated after 3 weeks), the Horsemen couldn't get out of their own way in a series of awful roster moves that sent them ... More

The Slaughter of TC Jester

It doesn't seem right to call what was once the most heated rivalry in the league "The Battle of TC Jester". It doesn't seem to be much of a battle anymore. The beginning of the 5th installment looks to be starting much like the last. Year Week Wes Score O Score W/L 2012 4 109 97 W 2012 13 91 ... More

Horsemen continue infinite sweep of Berries, look toward slowing the bleed

"Why not have the luxury of the best kicker in the game?" "That's not a luxury." "It is when it's your second to last pick." Kicker proved to be a luxury in week 1 as the Berries, who claimed Chandler Catanzaro off of waivers shortly before the matchup began, fell by 12 points. Twelve points was the exact amount of ... More

Horsemen Top Preseason Coaches Poll in Consecutive Seasons

As it should be, the defending champion Electric Horsemen have topped the poll for the second straight year. TEAM AVE MAX MIN MED 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 1 Electric Horsemen (5) 2.5 1 10 1.5 5 3 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 2 Straight Laced (1) 3.4 1 8 3 1 2 3 3 0 0 0 1 0 0... More

Bumpy Out For Blood

It's been a long summer for the runner up, Bumpy's Berries. After crushing teams all season long, they entered the playoffs with a 10-3 record... along with all three of the teams that had beaten them in the regular season. They were shattered. The emotional beating dispensed by the Electric Horsemen was humiliating and ... More