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Horsemen open season against battered Holes

It was months ago last we saw Legs With Holes. There was a crisp chill in the December air but the Holes were unaffected - they were not hardened as one would expect from the cold, they were mushy as ever. It was 43 degrees at noon on that Houston Sunday and the Horsemen were ready to party, and party they did. It was the championship game, a champions... More

Horsemen top coaches poll for 3rd straight year

The back to back champion, Electric Horsemen, top the coaches poll for the 3rd straight year with a record 7 first place votes. TEAM AVE MAX MIN MED 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 1 Electric Horsemen (7) 2.10 1 10 1 7 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 2 Nosebleeds 3.30 2 9 2.5 0 5 2 2 0 0 0 0 1 0 3 Closet Hillbi... More

2017 Schedule Unveiled

The Horsemen will open up their second title defense against the beaten and battered Legs With Holes - a team who voluntarily gave up the majority of their talent in exchange for unknowns. From there, the schedule doesn't get any easier - as the Inner Loop is coming off a year with 3 of the top 11 scoring teams of all time. The Outer Loop saw only one team ... More

Hernandez posthumously inducted into Horsemen hall of fame

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Back to Back Champions, the era of the Horsemen continues

  John 16:33 “I have told you these things, so that in me you may have peace. In this world you will have trouble. But take heart! I have overcome the world.” More

Nosebleeds bleed out, Horsemen advance to 3rd consecutive title game

The Nosebleeds were silenced once again in what would be the third worst loss in the first round in league history. That makes consecutive years of championship hopes being dashed in the first round for the 'bleeds by their bitter rivals, the Electric Horsemen. After three weeks of loafing around and positioning themselves for exactly this moment, the ... More

Horsemen ride 3 game losing streak into round 1

In consecutive weeks the Horsemen have faced the high point scorer of the league. In consecutive weeks the Horsemen have faced a quarterback scoring 37 or more. In consecutive weeks the Horsemen have faced a running back scoring 28 or more. Now the Horsemen are riding a three game losing streak, which has seen them plummet from the 1 seed to ... More

The Battle of TC Jester V

The fifth installment of the Battle of TC Jester is upon us and the Nosebleeds aren't exactly the team we expected to see. Colin Kaepernick burst onto the scene last week in the wake of Andrew Luck's concussion and is now challenging for the starting spot for the remainder of the season. If Luck doesn't play this will be the first time he has missed the ... More

Horsemen turn Legs With Holes to mush, take over #1 seed

Teddy Nigh of Legs With Holes usually keeps to himself except for a few unclever quips here and there via text message. No one really sees him aside from collecting money from him at the draft and collecting money from him at the trophy ceremony. Legs With Holes have never won a penny and prior to the 2016 season, they were leading the league in total ... More

Aces back to gutter, Horsemen set sights on battle with Legs

After an explosion of points in weeks 7 and 8, the Drunken Aces regressed back to their standard poor performing selves. Even with an iffy showing from the Steelers, the Horsemen scrounged up enough points from the rest of the team to silence the Aces early. At 3-6, the Drunken Aces are more or less eliminated - barring a miraculous set of circumstances ... More