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Horsemen return to action after 6 consecutive bye weeks

It seems like years ago that the Horsemen last saw competition. In fact, it was week 8. Since their unfortunate midseason loss to Closet Hillbilly, the defending champions went on to embarrass opponent after opponent - dominating three Dumpy foes before completing regular season sweeps of their Dainty North rivals, the Nosebleeds and 3rd and Unpredictable... More

With bye week clinched, final BOTCJ brings little fanfare

The Horsemen clinched their bye with an easy win last week over 3rd and Unpredictable and now just have to watch the madness unfold for the next 2 weeks while seeding gets all sorted out and they find out who is going to emerge from the mess of mediocre teams to meet them in the semifinals. But, for what it's worth, the Horsemen are 83.5% favorites to win ... More

Horsemen take advantage of back to back to back bye weeks and eat food

Similar to week 11, the Horsemen have no game of consequence in week 12. The playoffs have more or less been set. I don't agree with 0% -  a few longshots seem possible. My math is poor, this could all be lies. Straight Laced makes the playoff if they win out and 3rd and Unpredictable loses out - assuming the Nosebleeds don't lose out, as ... More

Pair of virtual bye weeks lead to Dainty North finale showdowns

Ted is garbage. Legs With Holes are tanking and it's not clear why. I don't have record of the people that have had the top pick in all the drafts but I'm pretty sure none of them ever won a championship... unless Matt got a top pick once, but I don't think he did. I expect him to lose out and win the Asshammer trophy... but I'd rather he didn't. It ... More

Worst week of 2018 sufficient to beat worst team of 2018

It's fair to say the worst week to date by the Electric Horsemen came at an ideal time.  The one bright spot from this game in regards to the Horsemen was the fantastic performance of trade throw-in Duke Johnson from the Stefon Diggs trade. His 25.1 points would nearly double that of a combined Emmanuel Sanders and Kerryon Johnson. Thanks to Ted's poor ... More

Horsemen befuddled by Hillbilly offensive explosion

  The Horsemen now have 4 negative defensive performances in the last 2 years - and these are their only losses. It was difficult to overcome a -4 by the Ravens, but overcoming 35+ from James Conner proved to be the insurmountable obstacle. There were no real let downs on the Hillbilly roster and the Horsemen would suffer their worst loss since week ... More

Horsemen underdogs for first time in 2 years

In the first intradivisional game between Unpredictable and the Horsemen since 2012 (conference realignment sent Unpredictable to the Outer Loop from the Inner Loop in 2013), the Horsemen reminded them what it was like to be in a truly competitive division. No longer were they protected by the soft Outer Loop division, it was time to play with the big ... More

The Birth of a Rivalry

The thought crossed management's mind after a 30.5 point showing by Carson Wentz that this might be a little bit tougher week than initially imagined. And it sort of was. And that's to say that an expected blow out turned into only a 34.7 point victory. The Dangerous Angels leave this game disappointed, but with a lot of promise. The youth movement on ... More

Berries confirmed rotten, Angels about to be confirmed not dangerous

For the 9th straight time in the history of the series, Bumpy's Berries have lost to the Electric Horsemen. Their 44.6 point defeat was the worst in their 0-9 history, a history marred with sadness. At 1:50 PM thinks weren't looking fantastic for the defending champions. Julio Jones hadn't caught a single ball through halftime and Antonio was touchdown... More

Extreme-ly easy week 4 leads to Berry easy week 5

While there was a bit of trepidation after a stellar performance on Thursday night by Brandin Cooks, the equally stellar performance by Todd Gurley (as usual) would calm the nerves of the Horsemen brass. From there on out, it was pretty easy sailing. Drew Brees - the great hope of the franchise - would putter out and hand the ball to Kamara over and over ... More