It’s unclear if they have, in fact, topped the coaches poll for 4 consecutive years with the comprehensive nature of electrichorsemen.com not coming into focus until 2015… but for all of recorded history, the Horsemen have been the preseason favorite.
| RANK | TEAM |
| 1 | Electric Horsemen (7) |
| 2 | 3rd and Unpredictable (1) |
| 3 | Bumpy’s Berries (2) |
| 4 | Strictly Southern (1) |
| 5 | Nosebleeds |
| 6 | Closet Hillbilly |
| 7 | Straight Laced |
| 8 | Dangerous Angels |
| 9 | Drunken Aces |
| 10 | Extreme Baby Throwers |
| 11 | Heavy Pistols |
| 12 | Legs With Holes |
Fun facts:
- Only three teams claimed last place votes: Legs With Holes (6), Heavy Pistols (4) and Extreme Baby Throwers (1). Legs are firmly entrenched as the worst team in the league with an average ranking of 11.4.
- Despite two 11th place votes, the Nosebleeds managed a 5th place ranking.
- The lowest ranking the Horsemen received was 3 – which marks the first year in recorded history that Anthony hasn’t tried to skew their rank.
- The only team not to submit a ranking was an expansion team (Heavy Pistols) with two kickers… one of which isn’t actually on an NFL roster.