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LeSean McCoy : 9 carries for 40 yards & a lost fumble; 4 catches for 23 yards pic.twitter.com/tx9HqYJzMK
— Lee Harvey (@AyeThatsLee) October 28, 2019
It was miraculous. Mediocre performances abounded across the Electric Horsemen roster but overconfidence would doom 3rd and Unpredictable. Management, when asked what they were drinking, replied ...
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Coming off their first consecutive losses since 2016, the Horsemen come into an underdog situation for the first time since the same week of 2018. The cards just haven't fallen right, with 3 of the 4 losses coming from terrible teams overperforming their averages by a significant amount. The Heavy Pistols would score 83 points more than their average in ...
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Coming into week 7, the Horsemen are currently experiencing their worst season in team history. No one within the program expected to set a new low mark of 3-3 at this point. They are currently scoring 96.5% of the average league production, having never come in below 100% in the existence of the team. They have also hit low marks in average margin ...
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😍 @Cantguardmike's route running >>>>
(via @saints) pic.twitter.com/jNujQaMM3e
— FOX Sports: NFL (@NFLonFOX) October 6, 2019
In the words of the great George W. Bush, "There's an old saying in Tennessee - I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee - that says, fool me once, shame on - shame on you. Fool me - you can't get fooled ...
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That's it. After seeing Andy Dalton's pregame speech, I'm calling it. Bengals win 23-20 tonight. #WhateverItTakes pic.twitter.com/ESgxRD7TF6
— JG (@JoeGoodberry) September 30, 2019
The Horsemen would only have two players reach expectations in week 4 but, lucky for them, Pork Shanks had zero. With each week, it becomes more and more apparent that ...
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Odell after seeing Daniel Jones ball out and Baker Mayfield stink again
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— Joey Langone (@JoeyLangone) September 23, 2019
After five straight victories over the Nosebleeds the streak is over.
The 18.6 point loss while being favored by 21 dealt a deep blow to the franchise, sending them reeling to their worst start ...
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FINAL: @AtlantaFalcons earn their first win of the season! #InBrotherhood #PHIvsATL
(by @Lexus) pic.twitter.com/hlQBrl0C35
— NFL (@NFL) September 16, 2019
The Horsemen narrowly avoided their first 0-2 start, sending Closet Hillbilly to their second 0-2 start - but their first since 2013. In 2013 they would recover from their slow ...
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The week was over before it started, it was over sometime this summer.
A trade done in the offseason to monetize some unkeepable players would send Sammy Watkins and Marlon Mack to the expansion Heavy Pistols - for the 2.01. The 2.01 would become Royce Freeman, a middling running back on a bad team that wasn't starting for the Horsemen, ...
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The offseason started early for the Horsemen.
In 2018, for the first time in 5 years, they were not a participant in the championship game.
The lopsided nature of the league (four 4-9 teams) would allow an underachieving 3rd and Unpredictable to slip into the playoffs with a 7-6 record and because of a points scored tiebreak they would lay claim ...
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RANK
TEAM
1
Electric Horsemen (5)
2
Strictly Southern (2)
3
3rd and Unpredictable (3)
4
Closet Hillbilly
5
Straight Laced
6
Heavy Pistols
7
Bumpy's Berries (1)
8
Drunken Aces
9
Legs With Holes
10
Dangerous Angels
11
Pork Shanks
12
Nosebleeds
Fun facts:
No team that's ...
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