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Horsemen close out XBT, seek further vengeance for 2014 championship game

The Horsemen recovered from their week 4 embarrassment with their second straight victory over the floundering Extreme Baby Throwers. Despite scoring a season high of 100 points (22 points above their season average), the Horsemen were able to sustain a Monday Night Football push by Antonio Gates to win a match not nearly as close as the score would say ... More

Horsemen tie worst start in franchise history

Nothing rolled the right way for the Horsemen in week 4, leading to a loss that would tie the worst start in franchise history through four games at 3-1. Two fumbles were ignored by officials in the Cardinals game, Frank Gore lost the ball at the goal line, and a rule loophole preventing kickers from being penalized for missed extra points all led to the ... More

Berry exciting win in Week 3 to stay undefeated, Horsemen set sights on squashing resurgent Hillbilly

It was a battle for the ages, as the Horsemen and Bumpy's Berries set a record for most combined points in a contest (I assume this, but the historian is not available to confirm). Despite a goose egg from Tyler Eifert because of some ridiculous NFL catch rules, the H-Men scored a massive 149 points, just 8 away from the league record. It was looking grim ... More

Horsemen clot Nosebleeds 113-67, look forward to Berry exciting showdown

Despite lackluster performances from the Ravens defense (-3) and both starting running backs, the Horsemen demolished their rival Nosebleeds this past weekend in what was the most lopsided victory in the history of the Battle of TC Jester rivalry - 46 points. The Horsemen have also taken the lead in the all-time series 4-3, averaging 106.7 PF and 97.86 ... More

2015 Preseason Coaches Poll

1. Electric Horsemen (3) 2. Legs With Holes (2) 3. Nosebleeds (1) 4. Strictly Southern (1) 5. Drunken Aces (1) 6. 3rd and Unpredictable (1) 7. Bumpy's Berries (1) 8. Straight Laced 9. Extreme Baby Throwers 10. Closet Hillbilly - Closet Hillbilly received 9 of 10 last place votes. - Coe's top 5 rankings differed most from the final, with an ... More

2015 Draft Recap

The 2015 draft seemed to be the beginning of the separation of the lesser tiered teams from the top of the pack. Anthony Rhodes, owner of the Closet Hillbilly, led the way with several questionable decisions starting even before draft day with the selection of Trent Richardson as one of his six keepers over Tom Brady. He followed up this boneheaded decision ... More