Streak continues, Horsemen tie worst run in team history

The Horsemen have twice faced 4 game losing streaks; the 2012 team would end up in 7th place and 6-7, the 2021 team would make a recovery and wind up 8-6 and in third place with a legitimate shot at a championship run. Which team will this Horseman squad emulate in 2022? In 2021 the streak was ended with a 92.3-58.44 ... More

Cloud of collusion overshadows losing streak

In the aftermath of the Horsemen giving up a 1st round pick for almost 29 year old running back Derrick Henry, 3rd and Unpredictable felt the need to make a move, themselves. One would think that a first round pick was the going rate for an aging top 10 running back after the Horsemen set the market - but one would think ... More

Horsemen acquire Derrick Henry in blockbuster trade

A likely multiweek absence for D'Andre Swift after a shoulder sprain as well as the imminent demise of Antonio Gibson due to Brian Robinson had the Horsemen banging the phones in search of help in the running back room. For the most part, no one responded. They only rejected without counter. Management was sitting at a ... More

Are they back?

It was a miraculous Monday Night Football final stand. At one point it appeared Jalen Hurts may challenge for the best QB performance in franchise history, but after a late pick and conservative play calling with a good lead, he would have to settle for 17th best. Not only did the Hurts/Goedert stack come through strong, ... More

Horsemen emerge from 2 year long hibernation

The path from rock bottom can be a hard one. The 2020 Horsemen were a mess. Not only would they finish a historic worst 10th place, but the relationship of the management team would suffer immensely due to such poor on field performance. The prior Spirit Coordinator and Limited Partner would unceremoniously resign her ... More

Horsemen close door on Asshammer

Things were looking grim. Injuries continued to mount. Michael Thomas sent to IR. Julio Jones out. Antonio Gibson out. With hardly any players available, the Horsemen were slight underdogs to one of the worst teams in league history. A loss would send them to the Asshammer finals where they would have to face their ... More

In a lost season, Horsemen look to the future with one year rebuild complete

It was what many would consider a magical run. Eight years into the Cosmopolitan Outlaw League, the Horsemen had not fallen below 6 wins once. In the last 6 years, they reached the finals 5 times. They had collected a ridiculous 4 championship rings. On the backs of Horsemen legends Julio Jones, Antonio Brown, Todd Gurley ... More

Horsemen leap tall Hurd-le, begin 1 game winning streak

Welcome back, Julio. JULIO JONES GETS HIS 2ND TD OF THE DAY 😳 The real is back. (via @NFL)pic.twitter.com/N0YR7TzqG4 — Bleacher Report (@BleacherReport) October 18, 2020 In his first healthy game since week 1, the franchise leader in games played and points scored would have the 5th best game of his 8 1/2 ... More

Horsemen Lutz’d in nailbiter

Week 5 in the Cosmopolitan Outlaw League was a rollercoaster of emotions. A lot needed to happen after Miles Sanders only rush of more than 3 yards that went 75 yards for a touchdown... and after DeVante Parker's second catch of two in the game... for a touchdown. Matty Lice would have back to back zero touchdown pass ... More

Darrell Henderson trojan horse

It's obvious what happened here. The Nosebleeds intentionally let Darrell Henderson make his way to the Electric Horsemen knowing that their season was lost and they could benefit from helping the Horsemen spiral more out of control. Henderson would look like a gem when playing his old team, but he was placed there ... More