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The 2016 COL schedule release comes the week before the NFL's - highlights of the Electric Horsemen schedule include the championship rematch against the Berries and the week 2 start of the Battle of TC Jester.
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11-Sep-16
Bumpy's Berries
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18-Sep-16
Nosebleeds
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25-Sep-16
Strictly Southern
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2-Oct-16
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There was an eerie calm on the Cosmopolitan Outlaw League group text message Monday night. No one even showed up to watch the final seconds of Drunken Aces reign on top at the bar. Ted wasn't complaining about his trade being vetoed. Wayne wasn't challenging the character of the Horsemen. Matt wasn't turning off football forever. Coe wasn't telling Ted ...
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For the third game in the 2015 season the Nosebleeds didn't have a chance against the Horsemen. This one, an eleven point contest, brought the average level of destruction to 39 points per game on the season. To put that into perspective, the largest victory of the series before 2015 was only by 23 points back in early 2013.
The vetoed Tom Brady trade ...
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It wasn't an easy road to get there, but the Horsemen managed to slip into the playoffs with their week 13 slaughter of division rival The Nosebleeds... and it wasn't even close.
In game 2 of the season series (a series that had never been swept) the Horsemen put up the largest BOTCJ victory in franchise history. They destroyed the division ...
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The Horsemen scored only 65 points in week 11 of 2015 - this was 2 points more than their all time low, week 11 of 2012. It was embarrassing. Derek Carr regressed to awful, Tavon Austin was traded immediately after his terrible game, and only two players (Julio Jones & Tyler Eifert) could show up with double digits. Matt Ryan and John Brown, benched for ...
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It didn't take much to unravel the playoff hopes of Straight Laced this week, as the Horsemen compiled less than half of their week 9 points in the victory. It would have been a bloodbath but the injury to Edelman early in the Patriots game led to the 3rd least points of the season by the Horsemen.
Straight Laced performed as expected. They've ...
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The Horsemen were desperately seeking some semblance of momentum going into the playoff push and the low-scoring Extreme Baby Throwers seemed like the perfect opponent to that end.
It was nasty. The Extreme Baby Throwers were left in a blazing heap of nothingness on the barroom floor, taser marks across their chest and self-respect nowhere to ...
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The hits just keep on coming for the Horsemen. Two less yards by Philip Rivers or three more yards by Matt Ryan (or one less fumble, for that matter) and the Horsemen would be sitting comfortably at 5-3 atop the division - but, as fate would have it, Strictly Southern scored the most points of the weekend (a three way tie between SS, XBT and EH) and tied ...
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In a week where the Horsemen were hoping to turn things around and regain momentum heading into the second half of the season, everything went wrong. 3rd and Unpredictable was coming into this one last in the league in scoring at 75 PPG without ever having scored over 100... they'd never even scored over 90... they'd only scored over 80 one time back in ...
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Week 6, as has become the norm for the Horsemen, was a very dark one - they were humiliated by division rival Drunken Aces in what was the 2nd worse loss in franchise history and the worst since week 10 of 2013. It was a swath of mediocrity from the top to the bottom aside from a surprise return to form by Lamar Miller - and this, paired with season highs ...
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