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Thread of hope as Horsemen topple Nosebleeds

It wouldn't take any spectacular performances to route the Nosebleeds, as the Nosebleeds are entirely unspectacular. The Horsemen would have every player aside from their defense reach double figures for the first time this year and would be led by a surprising hero - Darrell Henderson Jr. The Nosebleeds dropped Darrell on September 16th to add a Browns ... More

BOTCJ pits worst 2 teams in league for first time in history

Week 2 was not the recovery the defending champion Electric Horsemen had in mind. While week 1 saw the losses of Le'Veon Bell and Michael Thomas to several week injuries, week 2 was not any more kind. Injuries were prevalent across the league, and the Horsemen would see another pair of wide receivers hobbled mid-game - Julio Jones would be limited by a ... More

Reigning champions drop third straight season opener

  The Horsemen enter week 2 much like their owner entered the week at work - hurting. For the owner, it was a weekend long cocktail of Ranch Waters, White Claws, Michelob Ultra Infusions, some IPAs and a couple Miller Lites - for the squad it was hamstrings, AC sprains and high ankle sprains. With two unemployed players, 2 IR players, a ... More

Horsemen start 2020 campaign as big underdogs in championship rematch

The Horsemen saw a massive collapse in 2019. By week 9 they were down to a 48% chance to make the playoffs and it looked like 2019 was going to be a rebuilding year. The aging champions had slowed. Antonio was, by all accounts, gone. The offseason rebuild would be a 5 keeper one. It was a dark time. But the 4-5 Horsemen would pick themselves up and finish ... More

Fitzmagical playoff run brings championship back home to Horsemen

The most unlikely hero for a most unlikely champion. It was a grueling season for the Horsemen. They teetered at .500 for most of the year, wobbling in and out of playoff contention, in what was easily one of the worst seasons in franchise history. They would average 101.87% of league average, surpassing only the 2012 and 2013 seasons (100.42% and ... More

Horsemen return to finals, meet dainty north foe

It was a miracle weekend. Coming in as 17 point underdogs to the defending champions was somewhat intimidating. They were the 5th highest scoring team in league history - averaging 124 points per game to the Horsemen's 110.9. They were 10-3... the Horsemen were 7-6. The two seed against the five seed, a five seed that nearly missed the playoffs. Str... More

Horsemen reach playoffs, 1st round full of revenge games

Of all opponents, Straight Laced have paced the Horsemen as good as any in head to head matchups. The Horsemen lead the all-time series (which includes Straight Laced's years as Dead Last) 5-4 with an average margin of victory of 0.04 points. The second worst loss in franchise history was at the hands of Straight Laced, a 64 point blow out in week 11 2017 ... More

Horsemen seek playoff berth with 7th consecutive BOTCJ victory

Very Nosebleed aa. pic.twitter.com/hggjTH71SC — SAM (@handSAMxy_) November 22, 2019 The Nosebleeds haven't won the Battle of TC Jester since 2012, and even in that year it was a split series with a 5 point margin - despite this, they had the pleasure of knocking the Horsemen out of playoff contentions with that narrow margin. They have never swept the ... More

Horsemen launch into playoff picture with narrow win over Angels

Dak Prescott hip thrust to Freak Nasty's "Da Dip"pic.twitter.com/TY1FfWeiBx — Mike Leslie (@MikeLeslieWFAA) November 11, 2019 Bumpy's Berries and the Electric Horsemen have a lot of history. They first met opening weekend in 2012, a Horseman victory behind a 59 point Matt Ryan/Julio Jones stack. They continued to meet opening night for the next two ... More

No more losing allowed

After losing 3 of their last 4 and with only 4 games remaining, the Horsemen are truly on the brink. They can ill afford a loss this week and need some help at the top of the standings where there is a logjam of 6-3 teams waiting to collapse. They've been here before. In 2012 the Horsemen were 4-5 and looking for help. They thought they made it and came ... More